Conversations with my husband: feminine hygiene magic
- J: I'm gonna go to the store later, can I bring you something to eat?
- me: No, but if you could pick up some tampons, that'd be great.
- J: Honey, I will get you tampons. I will bring you the biggest box of the biggest tampons they got.
- J: The size of Coke bottles. You can put one in, leave it there for a year.
- me: ...that's...
- J: Is that gross? I have no idea how those things work.
- J: It's all magic to me.
so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:
you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!
go forth and blaspheme
I am laughing so hard.
Suddenly everything is beautiful.
We’re not going anywhere. Not this fucking band. Or you guys. And you proved that to us. And at the end of the day we’re all chasing the same thing. We all end up in this same room for a reason. We’re a part of something. We’re a part of something that’s bigger than every single one of us. It doesn’t stop when we get off stage. It doesn’t stop when we go home.
One year later. This is our love letter back to you.
Okay, so this is secretly but not-so-secretly an appreciation post for all of the security dudes. Just look at them. I love their serious attitudes and burly arms. Panic! at the Disco? Nah bro, I was there to see cowboy hat security guy with his super intense cowboy belt.
“Watch the flames burn auburn on the mountain side”
Ed Sheeran “I see fire”
Fanart of Fili from the hobbit cause I fell in love with this character thanks to the amazing actor portraying him.
Also I submitted it to The Deano Book Project! :D
Hiiii~!!! :D I know that feel though, I think I sent this to like….25 people instead of 10. XD I kept going until the ask limit was like ‘whoa dude’ and I was like ‘oh sorry bro’ and we parted ways.
I GOT A THING
I WILL HANG IT ON MY WALL. Maybe when my printer can print in all of the colors instead of just blue. For now, it will be in my ‘clickthiswhenyoufeelsad’ folder. :D